I name thee…

 

Let’s say you were starting a business. Any business. You could be celebrating parties, providing anything and everything from cakes to balloons, clowns to invitations. Maybe it’s a landscaping service. Perhaps a restaurant.

Whatever.

Your business intentions aren’t the important part of our journey. For this essay, I want you to consider just one thing: The name. What would you call it?

As they have for virtually any and every thing, the rules have changed. Andy they’ve changed because that’s what happens. Change. Time moves on. The world shifts and adjusts and evolves and swirls. The rules have, of course, changed. At the simplest of foundations, the considerations of one day (or age) are not as significant at another time.

(Example? Sure. Consider phone books. In the good old days, lots of businesses selected names beginning with the letter A so they would be among the first businesses in any listing. Now, phone books are gone and search engine results don’t lean into the alphabetical order that provides additional benefits for Acme Party Supply or AAA Lawn Service.)

As we move along, we should consider the saying about a rose by any name smelling sweet. But, honestly, does it? Is that true of any situation? Sure, the saying itself wasn’t intended to be about roses or even flowers. Deeper meanings about how you could use just about name and it was the reality, the content, the substance that mattered.

Still, I would contend that for a business, the name can matter. Noreaster Snow Removal is quick and simple. You and I have an idea what we’d be looking for and receiving as service from them. Noreaster part even leans into the heaviest of snow issues, suggesting strength of the business purpose. Name your place Belly Button Lint and, well, not so much.

Allow me a sweeping lane of narrative, and my point seems to be that this essay is in many ways about whether or not Belly Button Lint can work as a strong nickname for a business. And, it sort of is just that. But let’s step away for a moment and consider the point of origin for this train of thought.

A couple of weeks ago, I’m in a car with someone and we’re discussing someone we both know. Specifically, we’re discussing the business they run. And his first idea went something like this:

“It all starts from the beginning. Come on. Belly Button Lint? Why would you name your dog walking service Belly Button Lint? Doomed before it began.”

Admittedly, there’s a lot to unpack there. Like, A LOT. We should start by saying the company involved was neither named Belly Button Lint nor a dog walking service. Next, yes, the company is having some issues and the main points of our conversation covered that many of those problems should have been anticipated (and right from the start they were not).

Is it the name though? Could Belly Button Lint work? We have to admit, it is quirky. It is unique and memorable.

Suppose the dog walking service started out simply, as a batch of efforts to make a few extra dollars that grew and grew and grew, to the point that it was kind of an established thing before the person running it could think it even was even a thing. Decision was made to hire one or two additional people to help fulfill all the requests for work, and a move was being made to formalize it and replace the business model of you saying you needed a dog walker and friends recommended you call Jackie or Bill. Turns out, Jackie and/or Bill have a daughter, and when they asked her for a name, she came up with Belly Button Lint.

In all of that we have quirky, unique and memorable with a cute backstory. Nothing wrong with that. We also have a foundation for the business to build on. So…

Could it work in every situation? Is it a cute idea in every situation? Sometimes a rose isn’t the answer.

If you just called your place Pizza, slapped up a sign and started a website, I don’t know if it would work. I’d bet against you if every other place in a twenty-mile radius was also called Pizza and had a generic website that didn’t do much to separate one from another. Part of it, a large part, is about identity. Branding.

All of which leads us to this: the trick may be finding that place between original and functional.

How many times have any of us needed something—some flowers or a sandwich—and driven by plaza after plaza because nothing stood out, and yet there was place after place that would have provided the most amazing chocolate chip cookie ever for our craving of the moment? I don’t know, but after experiences with GPS units over the years along with getting used to the offerings of new neighborhoods, I can tell you I have scratched my head plenty of times looking for something only to later shake my head in disbelief and surprise when I actually found what I was looking for behind a curtain I repeatedly never looked behind.

The idea that many of you are reading this while shouting the names of search engines and apps at the screen actually just supports my point. Remember the first leg of our journey, where I pointed out the times are changing. Websites and apps are, literally and figuratively, the phonebooks of today’s world. Great tools, modern tools, and yet not always the resource you’re looking to utilize.

Instead, consider the friend and the dog walking service. What would it take for you to step into Belly Button Lint? Given the right circumstance, that might just be a million-dollar name.

 

If you have any comments or questions, please e-mail me at Bob@inmybackpack.com