When did you buy your tools?

 

It’s something I’ve pondered before. I may have pondered it out loud. And I may have pondered it in writing. But the thought is occurring to me again.

I may have had some tools before moving into my own place. Can’t recall. But I definitely remember purchasing some when I got my first apartment. Toolbox, screwdrivers, pliers, hammer, and some of the usual assorted stuff. Probably a tape measure. Basic items. Probably a cordless drill with assorted bits.

It wasn’t until my wife and I moved into a house that I found a need for a circular saw. Same idea for a lawn mower. Added other stuff as we’ve gone along.

Over the years, we’ve built up a pretty decent collection. Haven’t been left alone to attack plumbing yet, so no torch or solder around (but full admission and truth be told that’s probably a very good thing).

Buying stuff like tools can be a strange situation. It tends to fall into two categories for what I would call the average person. And by average, I just mean no pressing need like a professional requirement. The first is stuff like that hammer, where you kind of assume you’ll be using one eventually and pick one up. The second would be more like a chainsaw, where you pretty much need to have trees or a fireplace or it wouldn’t cross your mind that you’re even missing one.

Why would any of that be strange?

Well, I suppose it’s because at times what may seem obvious and necessary to you may involve something I’ll never think about. Or, situations change, and what matters on one day doesn’t seem to matter much at all on another.

In our current house, when we moved in, I figured a push lawn mower would be fine. We actually had two, having really beaten one up over the years by the presence of some rocks and an amazing inability to grow grass. I thought we were all set.

We moved in late in the fall and went through a fun winter season. The first time I went outside to mow the lawn it literally took me ten days. I had decided to collect the grass because of the way the yard was left to us, figuring it could use something of a bit of clearing and cleaning. Then, multiple days of rain swept in and called off activities a couple of times. And, really, the length of time actually makes a bit more sense than it appears as you read it. Still, yeah, ten days.

Yes, before I finished mowing it, it did need to be mowed again.

We bought a ride on mower.

The previous houses had always had a lot of trees. A chainsaw made perfect sense to have around. Since moving in here, the only time I actually used the chainsaw was when Terry had some thoughts about table centerpieces using birch logs. Absolutely nothing involving the house or yard has needed it taken out.

So right there on the surface, old concept is true, necessity creates the rules. But necessity isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be. To this date, I’ve never figured out how to use a stud finder. And that laser level we bought has always seemed a bit wonky from the moment we removed the packaging. (Nothing has fallen. I wither found the studs or did something else right. (Or luck. Never discount luck.))

At times, it’s almost like we’re living with Goldilocks. That nightlight is too bright. The other nightlight stays on all the time. This nightlight, finally, seems just right. Swap out and replace the nightlight thought with extension cords, jigsaws, shovels and anything else as needed until the three bears doing the work with you are making sense.

My guess is a lot of the tools you bought when a project came along requiring something specialized. Not many people have routers until they begin woodworking, and having a sprinkler in your apartment nudges against madness.

Still, I usually find it fun to think about the stuff people consider normal and practical and perhaps even essential as opposed to optional.

Every year, the home improvement stores go into holiday mode much as every other store does. During those days, I like to wander the aisles of specials and bargains. Boys both own their own homes now, so I try to find a few things that you can never really have too many of.

Of course, they both have big yards and like to goof off by trying things like axe throwing. The point is understood, you can never have too many cheap hatchets around. And, axe throwing, yet another reason to head out and purchase some tools.

 

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